Welcome to the world's only glittery unicorn Enchanted Ninja Clubhouse of Glory and Dreams, where serious fitness meets ridiculous humans. This theatrical fitness haven transforms workouts into epic adventures with disco balls, resident drag queens, and kettlebell sessions set to Madonna remixes. "Ninjas" (never members) discover that getting "healthy and hot" doesn't require suffering through joyless gym culture – just a willingness to embrace the magic of movement with jazz hands optional but encouraged.